Family History

The history of the Axtells has been traced to 1534 in Berkhamsted, England. Prior to that there is only the oral tradition, from which the following legend:

Not long after the year 1000, a blackguard chieftain terrorized the North. Wallace Fordor, known as Wallace the Lawless, lusted for the lovely Agnes Axtell and demanded that her father yield her up.  He of course refused. The dastardly outlaw put him and Agnes’s mother to the sword and eventually every other Axtell in the region save Agnes. His explanation: “No man needs a mother-in-law.” No one surnamed Axtell dared return to Northumberland until the Tudors had established their dominance over the Fordors.

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You Never Have It Made

You never have it made.  Whenever you think you do, here comes something else.

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There is Always a Way

There is always a way.

There is never an easy way.

If the road is smooth, it’s the wrong road.

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The Dawn of Judaism

He was first among all gods until he became the One and Only God.

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The Plate Is the Fear of God

As the studs support the roof, fear of retaliation and fear of the law support good decisions. Studs bear on a plate. The plate is the fear of God

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Fear is the Governor

We live in fear. We are afraid of  losing our income, home, nest egg, or dominance.  We also fear being different. Many of these fears are real. Overcoming at least one of them is the first step to genuine Christian living.

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Why I Like the Book Better Than the Movie

‘I admit that the book isn’t aways better than the movie. Nevertheless, for me the book is nearly always better because it comes with Instant Replay.

Instant Replay saves the day for you when you are watching a football game on the TV. There is none, though, when you’re watching a movie on the TV. This means that when you are gifted with the talent to Overlook, or Misinterpret, as I am, you may lose the whole point of the movie. (Did you not notice the hand signal that Jack made to the doorkeeper just as he and Jill were climbing out of the taxi?)

Anyway, whatever the reason, whenever I begin to watch a movie I know in my heart I’m going to miss something somewhere. That is why the book is better. When you realize you can’t figure out what’s going on, you just go back, find the critical passage, and read it again. it is Instant Replay. This, in a nutshell, is why for me the book is always better than the movie.

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The Mainline Church

The Financial Base

The lifeblood of the mainline church is the Financial Base, which is the minimum funding required to pay staff and maintain facilities. The church supports additional programs, such as missions, only if money is available over and above the Financial Base.

Evangelism

Jesus, St. Paul and John Wesley went out among the populace to preach the Gospel. The Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses do this by knocking on doors.  The mainline church makes no effort to do it. Evangelism in the mainline church means trying to get visitors to come to its church services.  The church measures its success in terms of the number of new members it gains, even if they come from another church. 

There are several ways to attract visitors, but in truth they achieve only minimal results. Practically speaking, the mainline church grows only because of a combination of two factors, The first , and the more important, is location in a community into which young families are flocking because the economy is hot. The second is a dynamic, charismatic preacher.

Making Disciples

The mailine church posts photos of its new members and proudly labels the exhibit, “Making Disciples.” This in spite of the fact that most of the new members thought they already were disciples before they joined. If they were not, then by becoming a member of this particular church, have they automatically become disciples? 

The Great Commission is, ”Go therefore, and make disciples of all nations.” We parrot this, but it is  inherently ambiguous because the word “disciple” is ambiguous. Suppose that accepting Christ is the beginning of our journey to discipleship.  What is the destination, and how do we know when we have arrived?

The Church As a Business

A church is like a business in that both require sound financial management, but the object of a business is to earn a profit, whereas the objective of a church is to do the will of God. Also, a business will solicit anyone as a customer, whereas the mainline church screens its customers on a socioeconomic basis.

The Church As a Person

Everyone has two hearts, the real one and a figurative one. Those who know us classify us as good-hearted, big-hearted, tender-hearted or brave-hearted person. The same is true for a church.  Those who know a church classify it using the same phrases. 

The church exhorts its members not to spend all their Those who know it classify uit as as good-hearted, big-hearted, tender-hearted or brave-hearted church.

A preacher exhorts the members of the church not to spend all their money on themselves but rather, to donate a not insignificant portion of it to deserving others. Likewise a church ought not spend all its money on itself but rather, to donate a not insignificant portion of it to deserving others.

Reaching the “Inactives”

All churches have “inactive members.”Active members contribute money, attend worship more than twice a year. or take part in other church activities. In a typical large mainline church, roughly a third of the members are “active,” and by difference the other members–sometimes over a thousand of them–are “inactive.”

Mainline churches generally overlook inactive members. They ought to notice them, but rarely do they have enough time to do it.

At times the inactive members complain. The first complaint is “The only time someone calls on me is during the annual financial campaign.”  This is valid but typically ignored. The other one is, “When I was recovering from surgery, no one from the church came to visit me, or sent me a card.” The church staff is quick to defend itself: “You did not let the church know.”

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School:The Dream World

In the diadvantaged child’s world, people don’t talk like the teacher does, they don’t read, and they don’t do math. For the disadvantaged kid, school is a dream world unrelsted to real everyday life. The child’s friends may in fact mock him if he behaves in the real world as they do iin the dream world, for example if he uses correct grammar.

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The Preacher and the Prophet

The preacher says, “if we do what you’ve always done, we’ll get what we’ve always got.” The prophet says,”If we do what we’ve always done, we’ll get it.”

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